Welcome to "The Why Not Social Club!!" Is it a state of mind, or just a complete lack of conviction about what to do, so, why not?

This group originally started with 4 friends looking for other like minded fun people to hang out and do stuff with. What kinda stuff have we done? Look though our past events and you'll see lots of sand volleyball (with the infamous after party BBQ), kickball, happy hour, movies, house parties, the 2 week trip through Europe with our final stop in Thailand, learning do it yourself home surgery, and classes in how to change your identity and avoid FBI surveillance (has anyone seen Karena?). One of the favorite big events was the bonfire, hayride for Halloween. Holy crap Batman, October is coming up, time to plan another one!

Most of the regular members have been between mid 20's to mid 50's, although we don't check IDs at our events. Our events are usually around mid county to west county, but we're flexible. We have a special membership program now through 10/31/2010. That's right, join now, and you won't have to pay the standard $20,000 initiation fee, nor give us your first born. Is that a deal or what!

We've been rather dormant for a while......

The top 10 reasons for that are:

1) We were undergoing an IRS audit for having claimed 501C3 status and had a lien of $1,283,033 levied against us.

2) We were operating a lemonade stand to earn the $$$ to pay off the lien above.

3 ) Doing time for the uh....."incident" last year when our attempted hair transplant home surgery went horribly astray (sorry about that Gregg....hopefully you're eating solid food now!)

4) Still trying to find the dead body from Diane's scavenger hunt last year.

5) After that last house party, who'd a thought police interigations could last that long?

6) Been heading up the Balogovish defense team.

7) Till yesterday we were on hold with tech support from India.

8) The new highway 40 opened and we just couldn't figure out the new off ramps

9) Discretely trying to remove our employment files from Bernie Madoff's offices.

And the number one reason we haven't been around? Summer came, then.......Marco!...............


If you'd like to join us (you probably need therapy) be sure your profile has a picture of your smiling face. Not your dog, nor your favorite cartoon character. If we are going to look out for you to join us, we gotta know what you look like. If your new to the group and coming to an event, please feel free to email me and I'll send you a cell number (OK, it will be mine and not my ex wife's) and you can text us when you arrive so we know to find ya!

Any questions, email me. Why not?

Cheers,
Bill

P.S.
Our annual organizational meeting where we elect officers ( I elect we not get pulled over at any more sobriety check points!) and choose our official beer.......after extensive research as to the right taste.....will be around the end of August or first of September at a pub near you. So, email me suggestions and if ya wanna come!!