Welcome to "The Why Not Social Club!!" Is it a state of mind, or just a complete lack of conviction about what to do, so, why not?
This group originally started with 4 friends looking for other like minded fun people to hang out and do stuff with. What kinda stuff have we done? Look though our past events and you'll see lots of sand volleyball (with the infamous after party BBQ), kickball, happy hour, movies, house parties, the 2 week trip through Europe with our final stop in Thailand, learning do it yourself home surgery, and classes in how to change your identity and avoid FBI surveillance (has anyone seen Karena?). One of the favorite big events was the bonfire, hayride for Halloween. Holy crap Batman, October is never too far away......time to plan another one!
Most of the regular members have been between mid 20's to mid 50's, although we don't check IDs at our events. Our events are usually around mid county to west county, but we're flexible. We have a special membership program now through 5/31/2013. That's right, join now, and you won't have to pay the standard $20,000 initiation fee, nor give us your first born. Is that a deal or what!
We had been rather dormant for a while......
The top 10 reasons for that are:
1) We were undergoing an IRS audit for having claimed 501C3 status and had a lien of $1,283,033 levied against us.
2) We were operating a lemonade stand to earn the $$$ to pay off the lien above.
3 ) Doing time for the uh....."incident" last year when our attempted hair transplant home surgery went horribly astray (sorry about that Gregg....hopefully you're eating solid food now!)
4) Still trying to find the dead body from Diane's scavenger hunt last year.
5) After that last house party, who'd a thought police interrogations could last that long?
6) Been heading up the Balogovish defense team.
7) Till yesterday we were on hold with tech support from India.
8) The new highway 40 opened and we just couldn't figure out the new off ramps
9) Discretely trying to remove our employment files from Bernie Madoff's offices.
And the number one reason we haven't been around? Summer came, then.......Marco!...............
If you'd like to join us (you probably need therapy) be sure your profile has a picture of your smiling face. Not your dog, nor your favorite cartoon character. If you do not have a pic of you in your profile, your request to join will be declined. If we are going to look out for you to join us at a meetup, we gotta know what you look like. If your new to the group and coming to an event, please feel free to email me and I'll send you a cell number (OK, it will be mine and not my ex wife's) and you can text us when you arrive so we know to find ya!
A final thought. As you consider whether to join this varied group of nut jobs, remember this: In a national survey, when asked if joining The Why Not Social club could lead to improved health benefits, 9 out of 10 doctors replied they'd rather drink a Corona then have root canal. So.....we've got that going for us!
Any questions, email me. Why not?
As of July 2012, we've had to change from open membership for everyone for this group to an approval basis. Its nothing to do with you, whether we like you or not.....(we need all the friends we can get) we've just had way too many new members lately. New members will be added as we assimilate (like the Star Trek Borg) the most recent victims....uh....I mean members. If you aren't admitted immediately, please be patient. NO PETTY BRIBERY WILL BE TOLERATED....large bills only please!!
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