So you're bored, I mean like really bored and you decided to sign up for meet up. There are some crazy folks out there and meeting them in private at a local spot still seems disheartening. He might be bald or she might have 10 kids and three divorce under her belt..yea, crazy shit.
My goal for this meetup group is to occasionally hit up clubs/bars and dance our asses off. Maybe grab some last minute tickets to go see a-no-longer-in-his-prime-but-is-still-trying comedy show, a good laugh is always welcome. I love to cook so perhaps attending at least one cooking class a year and eating at a few great spots or attend a wine tasting event. I'd like to have at least 5 meetups a month. Don't worry, I won't ask you to sky-dive with the group on our first outings. Hmm...outings, we sound like Kindergarteners. Haha
::Here are a few things I ask our members to have::
---Be under 30. Thank you, us young folks are very timid to people in their mid 30's.
---No matter how you put it, it is very awkward to have a 22 year old hanging out with a 36 year old. Yah, she can be your aunt.
---Be willing to spend a little bit of money, as in 'hey Bob, get a drink' and Bob would say 'Oh no, $3 whole dollars for a beer, I'll pass'. Don't be a Bob. Be willing to drink something & eat a little while we're out. Believe it or not, I once met a girl who brought her own Cheeze Nips and ate it at a table where all of us just order $20 steaks. Phew...
---Be positive, ambitious, athletic ,career oriented and can compose an intelligent conversation.
---As most of our meetups compose of dining out and sporting events: RSVPs are very important. It's more important if you actually showed up. Don't hit that RSVP button if you're planning to ditch us the last minute on. =D
---Be spontaneous. Hey, we're all gonna die someday, at least you can say you've lived. If we're running a 5k and it's not your thing, hey we'd love to have you cheered sideline. But don't belittle our sports. Some of us can't run a marathon but at least we can say we've completed a few 5ks.
---Social drinker, thumbs up. Beer lover, thumb up. Wine sippers, thumb up. Shots chaser, thumb up. But if you endowed a whole bottle of Jack in one sitting, I kindly ask you to stay home. None of us can really baby sit you. =)
---If you're single, you're awesome. If you're taken, you're awesome too. But I ask that you do not take a member of ours home on the first night. Be gentle..girls & guys like gentle. If sparks fly, then congratulations buddy! If he/she rejects you, kinda step away and just enjoy the night. No need to make a big fuss. If you meet your soul-mate here, I expect a wedding invitation. Hahaha I kid, I kid.
---Feel free to bring your friends, just as long as they're under 32 too. The more the merrier.
---Members with kids, I'm sorry I'd have to decline your joining status.
---Creepers, please...don't sign up. If your ideal conversation is how you've managed to raised all 4 of your snakes without being eating alive...is weird. Now if somehow you've managed to change your tires in the midst of Chicago snow and it is sleeting at the same time..then yeah, that shit's cool, we'd like to hear that. Get the gist? Ok, moving on.
---This isn't a dating site, or a dating group, our group consists of singles & couples. -Be open minded, I'm a Buddhist, she's a Christian and he's Jewish. We're all different and I love that.
---This group mainly have fun around Naperville, Schaumburg, Lisle, Woodridge, Oakbrook, Bolingbrook & occasionally Chicago area. Be kind and open your minds. It'll be fun. I promise.
--I will not approve members whom seems creepy, redundant & do not have a picture of their faces. If you're happy so far with all the requirements, please join me, we've got some pretty fit, good looking people in the group!!