Hey gang -
This week[end] is ID4con, 23b's annual hacker get-together. We'll be open from Wednesday night all the way through Sunday evening for your entertainment pleasure.
Come visit the ONLY hacker petting zoo in the world, and you'll see them in their most docile state - avoiding the mid-day sun at all costs, keeping their pasty white flesh safe from evil UVs and squishy brains safe from ESP attacks. Lure them out of their hideaways with tasty noms; feed the hungry hungry hackers with delicious treats, either home-made or grilled on-site (vegetarian options are appreciated). Don't get too close before feeding, they might nip your fingers!
Bring beer so you can watch them use their cute little paws to hold the bottle to their lips, drinking like they're people. Once the hackers are full, see them scurry about the shop like a hamster's Habitrail, organizing components and burying goodies for later use.
Add enough energy (read: booze) to the equation, and who knows what kind of shenanigans they'll come up with.
I suggest you find out for yourself and head over to 23b sometime this holiday weekend. Eat, drink and be merry. Drink too much, and you're welcome to crash out at the shop - we'd rather you stay safe.