Contact mismanagement to hare this trail!
WHAT: (Name your trail.)
WHERE: (Address, coordinates, & any details necessary to find Chalk Talk.)
WHEN: (Date & Hares Away time)
HARES: (Names of wanks that actually give a shit & are keeping this kennel alive.)
HASH CASH: (Charge between $5-$10 depending on how many beer checks you have. Remember that $1 goes to the kennel, you get the rest to reimburse yourself. Hash Cash is ONLY for beers, water, and orange food; it is NOT for liquor.)
SHIGGY LEVEL: (Rate your trail TRUTHFULLY on a scale of 1-10. One being: the entire trail is newly paved asphalt. Ten being: the entire trail is swimming through sewage tunnels & gator infested swamps.)
VIBE: (Is trail a pavement pounder, shiggilicious, a bar crawl, a charity dress run, family friendly, holiday themed, etc.?)
DETAILS: (Tell wanks additional info like what they need to bring or NOT BRING. For example; dog friendly, not stroller friendly, wear shiggy socks, cranium lamp, not asshole friendly, swimwear, bring a dry bag, ID, cash, stunt liver, etc.)
ON-ON,
(Sign your name so we know who to blame when we get lost trying to find Chalk Talk or someone gets bitten by a gator.)
