Sadrag 'Jap-Attack' Johnson
Sadrag = play on name and 'gladrags'
Jap-Attack Johnson = play on the surprise lane change at the wedding AND the fact she always hits Mike when he's not looking.
Plus, together, it sounds like a boxer's / fighter's name.
From: Princess! (Rocky) <[address removed]>
To: [address removed]
Sent: Wednesday, May 2,[masked]:43 AM
Subject: [harriers-39] Names for NFHN Sadrah and NFHN Caidy
To my favorite group of wankers,
First off, I'm not sure who's part of the harriers-39 group, but I'm sure it includes around 90% of the people I'm trying to target with this email.
This email is being sent out to you all for your assistance in naming two of our lovely harriettes! Information has been gathered for both of these wankers, see below:
NFHN Sadrah - hared a shitty trail with Gorillaz (Charlie and Shiggy Factory)
- 3 Hole - certified
- Favorite Barnyard Animal - Goat
- Hazy or Lucid - Hazy
- Capital of Ecuador - Quito
- Downstairs maintenance -Shag
- First Sexual Experience - with a county politician named Roger in a dorm room. Go Roger!
- Scared of - SNAKES!
- Most Embarrassing Sexual Exp - having sex at a wedding and the guy switched lanes on her without warning.
- Age of Virginity Lost - 17
- Age Now - 30
- Same Sex Action - and then some!
- Dildo Name - none
- Best Sexual Exp - camp site picnic table
- Other - friend defines her as a 'love killer,' she makes her own menstrual rags referred to as 'glad rags,' she works as a bartenderfor Thirsty Monk, and is in a seriously relationship with Mike (a hasher too)
We have one name consideration - County Mountie (for sleeping with a county politician)
NFHN Caidy - hared a really shitty pavement trail (Trapped in a Parking Dick). Cohare dipped out on her... what a wanker!
- 3 Hole - No
- Favorite Barnyard Animal - Pig
- Hazy or Lucid - Hazy
- Capital of Ecuador - i don't know... what she said
- Downstairs maintenance - linoleum
- First Sexual Experience - 2 hour drive to UNCC, with a guy named David in his dorm room
- Scared of - Turtles (I find this very amusing...)
- Most Embarrassing Sexual Exp - Sister caught her masturbating with a back massager
- Age of Virginity Lost - 18
- Age Now - 25
- Same Sex Action - kissing only
- Dildo Name - Roger, after Roger Rabbit
- Best Sexual Exp - church parking lot
- Other - She's pretty shy, is studying to become a masseuse, and is in a relationship with Eat-a but not in a relationship with Eat-a at the same time. They're best friends!
That's about it... let's get these wankers named!
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