What is MisManagement?
This is a group of hashers elected (sometimes appointed) to mismanage the activities of the hash. Hashers are typically elected to MisManagement positions during Hash Erections (hash version of 'Elections'). Each position has it's responsibilities and each position takes a certain amount of time and effort. Ultimately, these wankers are the ones that keep the hash hashing and the wankers drinking. ON-ON!
Current AVLH3 MisMangement:
GM: Log Flume
RA: Admiral Shartonnay (Madre will serve as backup)
Hare Raiser: Madre ASS-tachio & Spanks 4 Cumming
Songmeister: Amber Alert & Hand Job
Haberdasher: Oh Brother, He's Hard Now
Hash Cash: Princess
Hash Flash: Frankin Spankin
Description of AVLH3 MisMangement Positions:
GM (Grand Master): Head of the hash (who said head?). The hash's guiding light and all knowing leader.
RA (Religous Adivsor): Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light and can taste the true spirit of Hashing.
Songmeister: This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar.
Hare Raiser: Makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash and that the hash details are known well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes.
Hash Cash: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money.
Haberdasher: This is a person who has a flair for fashion! (S)he's responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash.
Hash Flash: The person who is responsible for capturing the hash's greatest and embarrassing moments on film. Also, the only wanker allowed to carry technology on trail (being the camera).
AVLH3's GM Emertius (special wankers that have led the hash):
Top Cum (Founder of the Asheville H3 kennel)
Jack the Ripper