Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon.
HOLY CRAP WTF
Honnouji Academy is ruled with an iron fist by the murderous student council. But they weren't ready for Ryuko Matoi, a vagrant student wielding a single giant scissor in search of the other blade that killed her father. She is aided on her quest by a talking sailor suit.
Directed by the spectacular whiz-bang Hiroyuki Imaishi (Gurren Lagann, Dead Leaves, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt) and written by Kazuki Nakashima (Gurren Lagann).
Streaming free weekly on Daisuki and Crunchyroll:
Daisuki is better if you don't want to pay, but for $7/month you can get a Crunchyroll Premium Membership which offers fairly reliable HD, ad-free, subtitled streams of most anime airing in Japan.
Whichever service you choose, watch those episodes and then come cut up some chickens with us. Or fry some falafels and smash some baba ghanoush.