ANTI-SOCIAL WRITERS AND ARTISTS DISCOVER URANUS PARTY! 
Ah, Uranus...
Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun and the third largest (by diameter). Uranus is larger in diameter but smaller in mass than Neptune.
orbit: 2,870,990,000 km (19.218 AU) from Sun
diameter: 51,118 km (equatorial)
mass: 8.683e25 kg
Careful pronunciation may be necessary to avoid embarrassment; say "YOOR a nus" , not "your anus" or "urine us".
Uranus is the ancient Greek deity of the Heavens, the earliest supreme god. Uranus was the son and mate of Gaia the father of Cronus (Saturn) and of the Cyclopes and Titans (predecessors of the Olympian gods).
Uranus, the first planet discovered in modern times, was discovered by William Herschel while systematically searching the sky with his telescope on March 13, 1781. It had actually been seen many times before but ignored as simply another star (the earliest recorded sighting was in 1690 when John Flamsteed cataloged it as 34 Tauri). Herschel named it "the Georgium Sidus" (the Georgian Planet) in honor of his patron, the infamous (to Americans) King George III of England; others called it "Herschel". The name "Uranus" was first proposed by Bode in conformity with the other planetary names from classical mythology but didn't come into common use until 1850.
Uranus has been visited by only one spacecraft, Voyager 2 on Jan 24 1986. Pity. Perhaps we should send some more. Anyone for Uranus?
MORE ON URANUS...
Uranus, the planet of sudden and unexpected changes, rules freedom and originality. In society it rules radical ideas and people, as well as revolutionary events that upset established structures. Uranus among all planets most governs genius.
The personal implications of Uranus in your life are shown by its house position and its aspects with other planets in your chart. It describes areas of unpredictability and difference. Being highly unorthodox, Uranus identifies the unusual or unique. Friends and associations to which you belong are indicated, as is your potential involvement with arcane studies, science and technology, computers, and the media.
Uranus, one of the outer transpersonal planets, takes around seven years to transit one sign, or about 84 years to move through all twelve signs. Groups of people with Uranus in the same sign are separated by 84 years, so the influence of this planet is primarily generational. Nevertheless, Uranus transits and hard aspects to the natal chart can be especially disruptive.
Traci, "Uranus is larger in diameter but smaller in mass than NE *["any" as text messaging abbreviation in English]* ptu*[indeciphered nail-mark phrase in cuneiform and pottery-impression reliefs, tentatively sonated with similar effect to expectoration into a spitoon from heights greater than 1.2 metres, speculated by some to be a noun (dictional thing) or related to procreation or sterile stimulation of sensual receptors]* ne *["is that not so?", interrogatory sentence suffix in Japanese]*."
Big thanks to ED and Lucy for the hospitality. Panda Hell is a scary proposition, glad Ed has warned me.
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So, then it's not like a sex thing?