This Is Juan and His Wife!
Yep...We are Planning The Event
"NOT Burning Mann"
But...We may CHange it To "NOT Burning Juan"
We we'll Vote on the Name at "Breakfast At Katie's"
Not to be Confused with Breakfast At Tiffanie's.
Break Fast is AT 10 AM Sharp
Must be there on Time or you can't Stay
Dat's Da Rule
Don't Call to Apologize if You're Late...REALLY! NO FLAKES
Be there and Be Part OF History for The Portland Event this Summer and put your Ideas into the Plan.
Juan WILL BE THERE....Meet JUan...Talk To Juan...Watch JUan Move like a Robot and Shake His Fizzling Nuclear Hand!!
Eat a Nuclear FREE Breakfast for ONLY $3.75
Woe! 3 Eggs a Mountain OF Potatoes with Toast & Jelly...YUM!...Nutritious and SAFE!
If You Don't Come In To MEET JUAN, I can't Save You Any Money
This is NOT A PAID PRESENTATION OF ANY SORT
Fun....Keep Da Kids AT HOME...Put The Dog By Da Door OUTSIDE IS OK!