Announcing a new Meetup for Asheville Skeptics!

What: Asheville Skeptics: Psychic Surgery night at Scully?s!

When: Wednesday, October 20,[masked]:00 PM

Where: Scully's
13 W Walnut St
Asheville, NC 28803

Yes folks, it?s that time once again; time for a wee operation to get you straightened out. What?s that, afraid of costly surgery? No insurance? Don?t want Michael Jackson?s doctor leading your anesthesia team? I?ll put an end to all those worries through the magic of psychic surgery!

It?s apparently pain free, requires no costly anesthetics, and it represents the very first in same day, outpatient surgical care. Hell, you don?t even have to wear gloves! (Warning, this practice may violate hospital infection control regulations). The only limitation I can see with this miraculous procedure is that it is apparently limited to use on non-ticklish persons, that, and it?s a scam, but who doesn?t love a good parlor trick?

So, this Wednesday come on out and get your drink on and watch the free appendectomies in the men?s room at Scully?s. Pre-op libations begin at 7!

Psychic Surgery

RSVP to this Meetup:
http://www.meetup.com/Asheville-Skeptics/calendar/15149796/