September 22, 2013
I'm smart and funny and I need some dang friends in NYC
THE PROTECTORS. My love of bad movies began when I saw this glorious film on a first date. It's a king-fu movie about a guy trying to rescue his kidnapped pet elephant from a gang of exotic-animal dealers who serve elephants etc as food in Australia. It has ever-escalating fight scenes, bad CGI flashbacks to the time when men and elephants fought side by side in battle, a dominatrix presiding over an international crime ring from a throne of bones, helpful explanations such as "this is Johnny, he is a bad gangster" and our main character climbing buildings to scream JOHNNY! GIVE ME BACK MY ELEPHANT! So freaking good.
42 (Does everyone say that? Maximizing personal happiness and utility and having as many wonderful moments as possible would probably be my real answer)
I'm a recent CA transplant to NYC looking to make new friends, and this seems like a good chance! I love bad movies, and laughing, and eating, and humans.