Gretchen, hopefully you won't have to "back" out again. Ar ar.

I'll definitely be there. I can't let my attendance record fall further behind than Diane's.

But mine is perfect. And, what? My behind has fallen? That's a harsh thing to point out. btw. our first anniversary is just around the corner aren't we going to do anything special, Poopykins?

Oh, hai guys.

Looking forward to catching this movie and meeting fellow lovers of bad cinema, but I have a question: Is this an outdoor venue? I've never been to Bowling Green Park. Thanks!

Anyway, how's your sex life?

@SarahStroup It has previously been determined that those who don't behave badly enough must stand outside & watch through the windows. @Dean Perhaps putting Clubhouse in the location title would help?

Or read the description below the title for a more complete ... uh, description :)

If anyone gets lost, don't give up, just ask Gretchen for directions.

Maybe your location title should be, "Carefully read full description, or get lost" & Ian of the Gate Code should use, "Read entire description or be denied access."

Hold on, Dean, you're saying The Room is in a room? But which room is The Room?

I believe it's the room with the greasy pillowcase, strewn with rose pedals and schmalzy soundtrak.

They filmed it at your place? Kidding, kidding, kidding

I know you are 'cause my soundtrak is schmoozy.

Okay, okay, it was a stupid question. Mea culpa. Thanks for answering anyway.

Jeez Dean. I know you love bike riding, but pink pedals & chain grease on your pillow is going a bit far.

well, since all I found was a couple of locked gates and dark buildings, I'm going home. Dunno if you're punking the new kid or what, but maybe next time.

Sarah, if that's a joke, it's freakin' hilarious. If it's not a joke, well, I can't say I've never marked my calendar incorrectly.

Ha! You know what's weird? I never have! Wonder how that happened? What else have I misread? Are we watching The Room? What day is it? Ahh! I'm losing my mind!

Just speculating here, but, perhaps, you're Gretchen's long-lost, not-evil twin. (We adore her so I'm sure we'll love you.) You've wandered into her domain so maybe her spirit is taking possession over your perception of time and space.

That would explain it... Well, at least I'm not evil ;) Maybe I should just go lay down until it all passes. That should minimize any danger to myself and others!

That was AWESOME! Thanks for hosting, Dean. But why did we have to turn the lights out and pretend we weren't there at one point?

Juuust kidding, Sarah #3. :-)

Yep, definitely gonna go lay down...

I'm still on man-bike-love thought bubble.

@Teresa: Let that bubble burst. @Sarah: When you wake up, it'll all be over. ... O, hello, Diane.

Oh, hi guys. Man, I had the most annoying dream last night. I dreamed I drove over to Palo Alto for a meetup but it turned out I had just stupidly wrote down the wrong date! Phew, glad it was just a... oh. Oh, no.

Are you saying your ball of yarn isn't wound so tight these days?!

It's in a loose pile on the floor at this point.

Sometimes my weak eyes have more fun than I do. I should take them out, rattle them bones and pop 'em back in. Sure 'nuff if I did not first read that Sarah had a ball of yams. And if that was in reference to her dream, she must have one mean yam'a'pajama. Right about now, my clock of untimely meeting dates appears a bit Daliesque. Oh hi, Salvador.

Little Screamo* ref.s make me woozy & give me headaches. ------------------ *AKA. Little Chemo, Little Nematode,... anything but the real title; it doesn't deserve recognition

btw. "a loose pile on the floor" is what BM Night is all about

Then I should fit right in :)

I'll remind everyone on the big night, but if you have a texting habit cellphone attachment perversion, you must sit in the back, way in the back, or go outside ... and, possibly pay a second admission charge to get back in ;-)

o, hello, everyone!

So Dean, were you annoyed by this sort of thing recently, or did you observe such behavior during one of our BMNs?

Dang Ian. Can't you just ask your friend to have his surprise party on another day?

Or bring her/him over to BMN for the surprise-of-a-lifetime.

@Gretchen Girlfriend, are you breaking up w/ us w/out breaking the news?

@Gretchen, you're a genius ... "The Headcold From HELL" ... film crew coming over to shoot you.

No, Diane, but I'm ready to break up with this body of mine. I've decided "forty's the new sixty."

Yeah, Dean, that does sound like GREAT "B" movie title. We'll need to get to work on that one. :-)

I got a really bad case of sexagenarianism just before I turned 40, but I've spent the last decade drinking copious amounts of red wine, & I feel great now* (*Individual results may vary)

Oh crap, Diane. I was scrolling through the comments on this stupid phone of mine and I think I accidentally reported you as "spam.". WTF do I do now? Whaaaaaaahh!!!

Don't worry about it.

& for those of you present at the time, per post-BM conversation: http://www.sanjose.com/green-whales-e1494331 &/or http://www.renegadetheatre.com

Woo woo! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307

sorry all - another last minute work opportunity

Follow Mike's link- a retro video game of The Room!!!Mike- this is wonderful. I have been playing this and it's so bad/good. Johnny gets stuck sometimes but you just have to move him out of the screen to get him unstuck.

You have to watch at least the first two and a half minutes of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_xdftOspA

@Teresa, I'm glad you like the game.

Mike, LOVED IT.... and so now I gift you all this which begs the question: " What the hell is wrong with you?!" (Danny) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&a...