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Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

A MOVIE SO BAD, THE DIRECTOR FORGOT HE MADE IT.

This is a public service announcement:

Your bed may have been passed around, if you know what I mean.

Here goes the cautionary tale:

Once upon a time, there was a large, black, four-poster bed possessed by a DEMON, a demon so evil and nasty that it took the form of a large, black, four-poster bed. You see, this demon killed his lover on it, but he cried tears of blood afterwards, which fell on the bed and made the bed evil. What can I say, the demon got real upset when she died.

I know what you're thinking: Yeah...this is one #!%$'ed up bed.

SO BEWARE!!! Beneath your beds sheets may lurk otherworldly digestive fluids that will consume you and whoever dares lay upon it.

After watching this movie, YOU MAY NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. Or at least you may be inspired to wash your sheets. I know I am.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Oh...and as far as food is concerned....I'm thinking BREAKFAST.....as in BREAKFAST IN BED.....Get it?

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Diane's notes:

Hey BM lovers, I won't be forcing my food on you anymore so rejoice. My apologies go to those of you who enjoyed it or counted on it. I'd like to say that I'm just taking a temporary break from it, and that may turn out to be the case, but I'm surely not going to hold my breath and neither should you. My big, bad problem is time. I keep getting more of it demanded from me, and the cooking takes too much of it from me. So until I win big in the lottery, I'll provide sparkling water and a place to meet, eat (whatever you bring for yourself, or to share), and see a film.

I'll send my address/directions to attendees the night before the meetup as usual.

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A MESSAGE TO WAITLISTERS

Past experience is that a large number of attendees will bow out, last minute. This means you're very likely to be able to attend. It also means that someone further down in the wait list will be denied a spot if you give up on your chance, but don't bother to edit your RSVP. So I'm asking you to please, take yourself off the wait list when you make your last visit to the site before the event day/time.

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  • Diane

    Sorry you didn't make it Susan. Glad that it was for a fun reason. (& yes, I deleted your post--it had just a little more of my address info than I want dangling out in front of the world--call it old school paranoia if you like)

    February 3, 2013

    • A former member
      A former member

      I understand. At least now I know where to go when you host future events at your house :)

      February 3, 2013

  • Victor C.

    I found the Patton Oswald bit on Death Bed (Russell mentioned it during the after-movie discussions): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01l1WIC9mBo

    February 3, 2013

    • Victor C.

      related: there are a couple "Rape Stove" videos on youtube as well. Apparently,there was a scavenger hunt and one item was to make this movie :-)

      February 3, 2013

    • Brenda

      A Rape Stove?!!? Geesh. Just what will they think of next? lol. A Seductive ShowerHead?

      February 3, 2013

  • Diane

    Review: It's the morning after & I'm thinking that was the worst sheet we've seen thus far.

    February 2, 2013

    • Diane

      Do you think that covers it?

      February 2, 2013

    • Brenda

      It? What's "it"?!!? I don't know, depends on how teensy your red dress is I guess.

      February 3, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    Wonderfully awful :)

    February 2, 2013

  • Brenda

    I have to admit, I did take a close look at my bed last night and when I woke up in the middle of the night, my arm dangling over the side, I almost freaked out!

    February 2, 2013

  • David L.

    We should have called it: Bed Movie Night!

    February 2, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    It's a thinker. See you guys next time! :)

    February 2, 2013

  • Brenda

    It was SOOO bad that it made it SOOO good and fun!!

    February 1, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    I'll be a little late. See you guys!

    February 1, 2013

  • Diane

    I've sent my address to attendees. If you didn't get it & need it, post here, and I'll try again

    January 31, 2013

  • Julian

    Hey folks...just thought I'd say I'll be bringing a cake or something like it from Trader Joe's....That will be my contribution to the evening's eats.

    January 31, 2013

    • Diane

      You're so sweet!

      January 31, 2013

  • Diane

    @Lindsay. Cute! (" I was dying to see this, I'm going to bed now") I'll just say, well, it's your funeral.

    January 31, 2013

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