Re: [atheists-55] Fwd: LANDOVER BAPTIST | JUNE 2008 NEWSLETTER

From: Jeff W.
Sent on: Monday, June 2, 2008 12:07 PM
Right you are  Michael...In point of fact, Chris Harper is the founder of this site (a former golden boy in the Religious Right much like myself, and was kicked out of a major religious institution (Falwell's Liberty U) much like myself)
 
Chris is a good friend of ours, he lives in the western suburbs of Northern Virginia and he occasionaly attends the Beltway Atheist NoVA happy hours.
 
HE WILL be appearing as Pastor Deacon FRED at our Atheist Days event in August (http://atheistdays.com)


 
On Mon, Jun 2, 2008 at 11:53 AM, mike stahl <[address removed]> wrote:
I hope everyone realizes that this is a spoof website though it is good for some laughs
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 June 2008 Church Newsletter                                                           June 1, 2008

THE GOOD NEWS FROM GOD'S PEWS:

Beverly Hills Chihuahuas - A film about Mexians the Whole Family Can EnjoyADVANCE SCREENING MOVIE REVIEW:
Finally, A Movie About Mexicans the Whole Family Can Enjoy!  
Beverly Hills Chihuahuas
is a film that will educate and inform True Americans(TM) about the culture, mannerisms, and subtle deviance of the funny-talking, curious little servants the good Lord keeps blessing us with.
  More>

Christian Kids Wanna Know:  Why Does My Penis Get So Hard?CHRISTIAN KIDS WANNA KNOW:
Pastor, Why Does My Penis Get So Hard?
Keep your eyes closed as much as possible, Reginald. You don't want to go to Hell, do you? Well, then stop looking at things!
Godly Advice>

HOMOSEXUAL REPARATION MINISTRY NEWS UPDATE:

Constitutional Biblical Marriage Amendment ProposalEmergency Biblical Marriage Regulations Are Again Fast-Tracked to President Bush!
In retaliation to secular (Satanic) courts in California deciding that homosexuals should have the same rights as the rest of us, the U.S. Department of Faith proposes emergency amendments to the Constitution! More>

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Landover Baptist's most e-mailed articles are updated weekly and now linked through an easy to use, mouse over drop down menu.  Try it today by mousing over Action Alerts in the Landover Baptist hot links menu at the top of our Godly home page. 

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Vacation Bible Gun Camp Registration Underway!Annual Landover Junior High School Vacation Bible Gun Camp 2008 Registration is Now Underway!

What is There to Do at Bible Gun Camp This Summer? 

Apocalyptic wilderness survival training, Bible reading, Scripture memory contests, marksmanship competitions, Old testament wild deer and boar sacrifices, gun care and cleaning, manly fellowship, Bible skits, and evening super surprise game competitions where children use tranquilizer guns to hunt unsaved homeless people who are dropped into the mountains by helicopter. This year, our campers will also be visiting the ungodly children at Camp Quest (a secular summer camp for stupid sissies)  for a drive by, "Get Your Feet Hot For Jesus" visitation. Bring your pistols for some old fashioned soul-winning shoot-em-up dusty foot devil dancin'! Click Here for More Details

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Subscribe to Pastor Deacon Fred's Podcasts (now featuring video)Pastor Deacon Fred: Now Podcasting In Video
Pastor Deacon Fred's YouTube Videos are so popular with the unsaved, that Jesus asked him to carefully eek them out and create brand new ones through his podcast & RSS.

Mrs. Betty Bowers Blog UpdatesSister Betty Bowers: The No Sin Zone! Weekly updates from America's Best Christian! Political commentary and more! Read>

Reader Mail From Landover Baptist - Updated With May 2008 MailThe May 2008 Mailbag  E-mails sent to Pastor's inbox from citizens of the civilized world! Updated with May 2008 e-mail!  Read & Weep!>

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Join the controversial interactive world of the Landover Baptist Church. Hone your rebuking skills, with thousands of other church members! 
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