First off...the 4th of July party Kicked Ass again...thanks for all those who showed up and partied their ass off, the excellent stories are already circulating.
Secondly....Our next BIG event, Atheist Days 2008 will feature Incredible Awesomeness that will be had by all.
Finally....We need your local support to keep our groups reputation as the biggest, badest, and coolest Atheist group in the World. Without your local support we would cease to exist. Atheist Days 2008 is up against a hard deadline by the end of this week, and we need to rely once again on the local support of YOU. YOU keep us rockn' and rolln'. Without YOU this event will not happen. You seriously need to get your Atheist Days 2008 today!!!
Rock on people!!!!