A women-only alternative book club. We drink heavily, we read a variety of books that cross genre, and we get rowdy. Naysayers, finicky readers, and men not allowed. If you don't finish the book, I punish you. This group is a rebirth of my old book club in Palm Springs, where we read titles such as "Let's Kill Uncle," "Cosmopolis" and "Onward Towards Our Noble Deaths." You have one month to read the title, and questions are devised by me. Titles are voted on from a selection of my choosing, but suggestions are welcome. Break out of your genre and attend a book club where everyone finishes the damn book. Or else.