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Earthlings Unite! Evil Aliens and Kayaking in Biscayne Bay

  • Feb 1, 2014 · 10:00 AM
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[masked]: 18:00: Deep Space Spy Satellite Quadrant 671: - Intercepted transmission as follows:

From: Stendon of Hoolag Clan

To: His Eminence Rafix XX** of 3rd Ascencion:

Esteemed Atinian Leader, the Earth invasion a few months ago failed due to too many watercraft with lights spoiling our surprise invasion.  Our scientists report another temporal Earth-Atinian worm hole configuration for our attack on February 1st.  We'll be submerging our attack craft somewhere in the waters called Biscayne Bay near a site called Coral Gables.  Our invasion (due to limited spacecraft) depends on taking the Earthlings by surprise. Our intelligence reports we should expect very little boat traffic on the water that morning.

End of transmission.


Help us thwart for the third time the evil Atinian invasion as we gather together brave and hearty Borderlinkers to paddle around Biscayne Bay looking for submerged alien attack craft.

Part I: Kayaking on Biscayne Bay: 10:00 a.m. - 1:30 p.m.

Let's rendezvous on the dock next to Shake a Leg at 10 a.m. for group introductions and to assist if some of our kayaks need to be brought to the dock from Shake a Leg.

Call the Paddle House [masked]) to reserve your tandem kayak with a credit card. They'll bring our boats to the dock.  Rentals include life vests and paddles.  All kayaks must be reserved in advance by Friday, January 31 at 6 pm. We'll figure out our tandem teams at the dock.

Price: $20/person for a tandem kayak (more fun!) or $25/person for a single person kayak.

Be sure to bring a waterproof baggy for whatever items (keys, camera, etc.) you plan on bringing on the boat.

There is a public/private parking lot next to Shake A Leg.  Be sure to retain your parking stub as Shake A Leg will validate the parking for us.  Shake a Leg also has a small parking lot that we can also use.

Part II: Lunch at Monty's: 2 PM

2550 S Bayshore Dr Coconut Grove, FL 33133

Can't wait!


Let's carpool!

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  • A former member
    A former member

    Didn't see any aliens, but enjoyed the kayaking trip down to Vizcaya!

    February 2, 2014

  • Amy

    We had a great time. Thank you, Jason!

    February 1, 2014

  • Michelle

    Thanks Jas for organizing this. Great event and great people. Looking forward to the next one.

    February 1, 2014

  • Alexis

    Im on my way... 15 min...

    February 1, 2014

    • Alexis

      Almost there

      February 1, 2014

    • Alexis


      February 1, 2014

  • A former member
    A former member

    Running 15 min late!

    February 1, 2014

  • A former member
    A former member

    I may bring a guest! :) will confirm soon...

    January 31, 2014

  • Bendy W.

    Sorry to pull out... I have a long haul flight getting back in to Miami Friday night. I won't know my name, come Saturday morning. Enjoy though.

    January 30, 2014

  • A former member
    A former member

    Woohoo! I'm looking forward to it. :)

    January 27, 2014

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