Wend me yo ee-uhs.
Toga toga togaaaaaaa partay! We'll play Roman-themed games like Tribune, Colosseum, Fortuna, etchetera, etchetera. Let the beer/wine (BYOB!) flow like water through the aqueducts.
All right, all right, Princess Bride clergyman + Julius Caesar's speech = anachronism. So sue me. "I fahhht in your general direction."
Specific Longmont location details in your e-mailbox the morning of the 8th.