Mary H.
user 11285312
Eugene, OR
Post #: 1
Is CFI a "non-prophet" organization? ;P
Ruth M.
RuthMiller
Eugene, OR
Post #: 183


These science (and anti-industry abuses) cartoons are great. I thought you might enjoy them.

Ruth
Ruth M.
RuthMiller
Eugene, OR
Post #: 188
Late Night Snark: 25 Days and Counting Edition

"This race is as tight as Mitt's smile when he meets a poor person."
---Stephen Colbert
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"Your choice now is pretty clear. You can either vote for the guy who got rid of bin Laden…or vote for the guy who wants to get rid of Big Bird."
---David Letterman
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"Liar! Lie lie liar lie lie liar lie! Lie lie lie liar! Lie Romney lie! Romney lie lie!"
---Jon Stewart, on how he would've responded to Romney at last week's debate
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"A new poll found that only 47 percent of voters find Mitt Romney to be trustworthy. Then Romney was like, 'Well, I hope it's not the same 47 percent I don't care about.'"
---Jimmy Fallon

And Bill Maher live-tweeting last night's debate:
Hello 9 1 1? There's an old man beating a child on my tv
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Why do Romney/Ryan keep arguing for Woodrow Wilsons's navy?
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All that's left is for Biden to throw Ryan a handkerchief: "Here, clean yourself up kid."
A former member
Post #: 3
Thanks for sharing. Hugh Cochran
Kate
user 2719388
Springfield, OR
Post #: 1
Great! Thanks for posting~
Ruth M.
RuthMiller
Eugene, OR
Post #: 213
Parody Christmas Songs

Lyrics to "Walking Round in Women's Underwear" (to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
plus ringtone and audio:
http://www.youtube.co...­

"Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode...­ ]
In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear......"


More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode...­

More Xmas Parody by Bob Rivers

There's Another Santa Claus
http://www.youtube.co...­


Who put the Stump Up My Rump?
http://www.youtube.co...­

Letter to Santa
http://www.youtube.co...­

I Am Santa Claus (to the tune of I Am Iron Man)
http://www.youtube.co...­

I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer
http://www.youtube.co...­

What if God Smoked Cannibis?
http://www.youtube.co...­

50 Plates to Feed My Brother (to tune of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover)
http://www.youtube.co...­

Jingle Hells Bells (AC/DC Parody)
http://www.youtube.co...­

12 Pains of Christmas
http://www.youtube.co...­

Greg N.
user 69912352
Eugene, OR
Post #: 1
I saw a T shirt. GOD HATES FIGS
Deborah B.
DebBurton
Eugene, OR
Post #: 14
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I want that one!!!
Deborah B.
DebBurton
Eugene, OR
Post #: 15
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.
Ruth M.
RuthMiller
Eugene, OR
Post #: 220

Who put the Stump Up My Rump?
http://www.youtube.co...­


Lyrics

I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck my butt up
On this Christmas tree.

Who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?

Who was that man?
He shoved it up my can
And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)

When this angel heard
Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
Those pine tree needles sting me,
Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)

So who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?

Who took that bush
And crammed it in my tush?
He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)

Each night when I'm alone,
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
And every time I wiggle,
Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)

(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
Slipty-din-de-din
Poopity poopity shoop ...)

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