September 27, 2011
Hello, my name is John W. Smith(for real), and I apparently come from a long line of explorers. I like to get lost, and I own a really nifty compass. I've watched plenty of Zombie movies, and when I drink too much, I can always find my way home.
As a kid, I would often wander off on adventures, which would always end up with the local police being called. I was sent to a military school for several years, where I became quite proficient at map reading during our outdoor training sessions. I have a ton of field time traipsing through the Virginia/West Virginia mountains, and can navigate a busy Super Walmart like nobody's business.
Kayaking, hiking, camping, birdwatching, and tracking and hunting human prey when I can afford it.
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You should probably start running now Gramps.
Cougar?!? You don't want to see see the claws come out furry one!!
(Hollas back) Ooh totally! What's your band's name? Mine is linked on my profile and I'm too lazy to relink it here!
So THAT was what you were! A Panda! I get it! An animal that looks cute and cuddly but will rip you to pieces! LOL
Great meeting you last night! I think you win for most versatile costume - Robert Smith, BeetleJuice and a Panda!
yo john i need your email addie for a party invite!! :)
Hi John! Thank you for having such a fun party. I had a great time. Hope you will have another one soon.
Hi there cute-but fierce koala! Thanks for being the gracious host of many unexpected guests!