Dave Barry's Greatest Hits




Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

WHEN DAVE BARRY IS ON THE LOOSE, NO ONE IS SAFE!

What Dave Barry did for the men's movement in his Complete Guide to Guys and for foreign relations when he did Japan he now does for . . . everything in America. The rapacious observer of Tupperware ladies and leisure concept salesmen sounds off on:

Football--Football is more than just a game. It is a potential opportunity to see a live person lying on the ground with a bone sticking out of his leg, while the fans, to show their appreciation, perform "the wave."

Sailing--There's nothing quite like getting out on the open sea, where you can forget about the hassles and worries of life on land, and concentrate on the hassles and worries of life on the sea, such as death by squid.

Gambling--Off-Track Betting parlors are the kinds of places where you never see signs that say, "Thank You for Not Smoking." The best you can hope for is, "Thank You for Not Spitting Pieces of Your Cigar on My Neck."

"The good news: he's funny as ever. The bad news: the book is only 304 pages."

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  • Trisha

    We will miss those of you who are unable to attend this month. See you next month!

    August 18

  • A former member
    A former member

    I'm sorry I missed this one. I love Dave Barry's stuff.

    August 18

  • A former member
    A former member

    Would love to attend but currently have a heel spur.

    August 18

  • A former member
    A former member

    I'm not going to make it Monday night :(.

    August 16

  • MP

    I am going to be out of town this week. Bummer..

    July 28

  • Sigrid F.

    Really wish I could make this one but I'll be out of town

    May 27

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