What we’re about
"I chose the road less travelled… Now I don’t know where I am."
"Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that." - Ellen Degeneres
"Bring a compass. It's awkward when you have to eat your friends." - Unknown
So maybe we caught your interest?
Quick note then I’ll tell you what we’re about. We’ve never gotten lost or had to look at members as a food source. This is Chattanooga Outdoor Adventures not the Donner Party (some of you will get that).
We enjoys the outdoors in all forms. Events like Hiking, Rafting, Kayaking, and everything else.
But wait there’s more! I sound like a Ginsu knife commercial. Let’s not let any of the Donners have one of those.
We also plan other great activities in and around Chattanooga. Not just hiking. Musical events, food and wine festivals. A concert in a cave, you get the idea
It’s an open group and would love to get everyone involved and plan a lot of different things. Inclusion and fun are key.
Not just hiking, Adventures of all kinds
It's back! I have had several people ask about doing another one of the cooking classes we did at Sweet and Savory last year so let's try this one.
No attendance limit on this one. If you can get a ticket you're in. If you can't you can stand outside and watch through the window. Kind of creepy, but you'd technically be sharing the event with us. Kind of like Stalking like when two people go for a long romantic walk together, but only one of them knows about it
I looked for a graphic to put in my write up relating to steak and this timeless classic came up. A cow with no legs... ground beef. Then of course my mind remembers related jokes we told in high school. You know the difference between a grown man and high schooler? Years. That's pretty much it.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...
In a pile of leaves?
Russell
And what do you call the same guy, 6 months later
PETE!!!!!
In the lake
Bob
Outside the door
Matt
On the wall
Art
In a ditch
Phil
Okay I could go on. We had tons of these, but how do I segue into explaining the event.... (Thinks hard quietly to self)
Phil! we finished on Phil and you can Phil yourself on food after you learn some expert tips on how to cook it. (See what I did there?)
This is a cooking classroom we've done before.
This nights class will be on steak. Ya know if i could figure out how to add Bourbon and Cigars to the evening it would be the happiest of nights.
Here is what we will learn to cook
Classic Wedge Salad with Homemade Buttermilk Ranch
Cast Iron Seared NY Strip Steak with Hollandaise
Twice Baked Potato, crispy fried onions, and Sauteed Broccolini
Handmade Cinnamon Sugar Doughnuts with Strawberry Orange Compote
It's a Steak and Taters night! A little pricey, but fun.
Here is the link where you make your reservation.
Sweet and Savory Classroom Steak and taters night Yummy yummy I have cow in my tummy
They have a bar there so we can drink while we handle sharp knives.
Follow me for more safe practices.
AFTER let's not waste the night. We can walk over to Stir and have a night cap. It's right across the parking lot. If I could smoke a cigar over there my life would be complete, I have low expectations and standards.
The Stir Schtick is here (See what I did there? again?)
Stir
I managed to turn it into a mature write up. I will leave you with a few more.
In your hot tub?
Stu
On your BBQ grill?
Frank
When you throw him across a pond ?
Skip
On hot asphalt?
Flip
No arms, no legs, and no PELVIS??
Chester
Going over a fence?
Homer
Guy with no arms or legs who's upside down in the end zone?
Spike
In your girlfriend's lingerie drawer?
Teddy.
I'll stop now. You haven't read this far anyways.
Upcoming events (4+)
See all- BBQ and Bluegrass FestivalCamp Jordan, East Ridge, TN
Did you ever notice bbq festivals always have a grab of a pig getting ready to eat....
This is a guest hosted event by our very own Lynn
I will not be there. I have something else, but Lynn wanted to do this so I thought why not.
Here is there description.
Join us for a fun event featuring wonderful BBQ & Bluegrass along with over 150 vendors, food trucks, LIVE music and family activities. Enjoy a petting zoo, pony rides, inflatables and more!More stuff Here
BBQ & Bluegrass Camp JordanYou can coordinate in the comments.
Please welcome our Special Guest Host Lynn!
- Stevenson Branch Falls & Monkey town BreweryNorth Chickamauga Creek Gorge Trailhead, Soddy-Daisy, TN
Edit: We could meet at Food City in Red Bank if we want to carpool. Let me know in the comments
I even found a Monkey Hiking to bring the Hike and lunch themes together for you. The lengths I go to for all of you....
Anyways in the spirit of being succinct which I am known for in my write-ups (shout out to everyone who is rolling their eyes at that) I will be brief I have had a couple of other things to plan and do today.
This will be a Sunday hike. Switch it up a bit from the Saturday stuff.
Here is the deal. I found a hike that's really nice and closer to town.
Details
Distance 3.1 miles out and back for a grand total of 6.2 miles
Elevation Change 1,276 feet
Rating Moderately Difficult
Description This hike starts at what is locally known as the Blue Holes Parking lot. This out-and-back is a great hike that has wonderful three-season views, two man-made staircases and platforms, and three waterfalls. It’s an intermediate hike due to loose rocks and altitude gain.
What to Bring Really? You know this. Wear some good boots. Probably some poles if you have them, snacks, water, dress for the weather, cross for vampires, full trauma kit, ten days of MREs, those little Wal-mart brand smiley face fruit snacks (enough of those to share with me. I like those), rice crispy treats too, change of underwear in case there is a bear and you're not the slowest hiker. C'mon you got this part! Its just a day hike. Serious on those Wal-mart smiley face fruit snacks though. i don't think there are any bears in the area so change of skivvies is optional.
Heres a link to more info on the Trail
Stevenson Branch FallsAfter I always like to share a pint and a meal. It builds camaraderie. By Share I mean time. You'll have to buy your own beer and food. Although... If I do get their Irish Nacho's I will share those. The serving is huge, but to be clear not my beer.
Sharing is caring. I will share all the care I have for you, but I have to draw the line at sharing a really good stout.
Here is all the Monkey business on Monkey town in this handy link
Monkey Town Brewing Company Chattanooga - RESCHEDULED Counting Cascades - A Day of Chasing Waterfalls in HelenNeeds location
RESCHEDULED! My daughter's club team picked up one last tournament and I have to reschedule this to May 4th.
We are going to the Mountains for a day and catching a lot of waterfalls! Carpooling will be available, but be aware - if you get in a car with someone, you are required to leave when they leave and stay until they leave. We will also be choosing the vehicles that are highest off the ground. A couple of these waterfalls have reviews about bumpy roads.
Stop 1:
Helton Creek Falls - .3 miles.
Helton Creek FallsStop 2:
Dukes Creek Falls - 2.3 miles, 340 elevation
Dukes Creek TrailStop 3:
Anna Ruby Falls - .9 miles
Anna Ruby FallsThen - DINNER!
We will likely eat here again this summer when I make a float event. I love it. Great german food.
HofbrauhausWhen we get to Helen, it will be up to you and whomever is in your car if you want to hang out around Helen and shop.
I will be making another trip to Helen this summer to raft on the Hiwassee and there will be ample time on that event to shop. I wanted to catch the flowing falls on this trip as the main point of interest.We will set a carpool somewhere around Cleveland is my suggestions. We will discuss that in the group chat as well.
We will meet at carpool spot at 8 a.m. I will update location when we decide.
PLEASE BRING FOOD. We will definitely still be exploring during lunch and would hate for anyone to get overly hungry.
A change of socks and maybe water shoes is recommended in case you want to get in the water.
Bring cash for parks. I think some have a parking fee.
Cash for dinner/shopping.
Help your driver with gas please.
This is teenager and above appropriate.
Please leave the pups at home.Disclaimer:
Meetup organizers/leaders are not guides. Expect the same risks and take the same precautions you would take if you were hiking alone. You are solely responsible for you own safety and well-being. By signing up for this and/or attending this Meetup event, you acknowledge, understand, accept, and agree that hiking and other activities can be dangerous and can cause serious bodily injury and possible death. The organizers of this group and current and former members cannot be held responsible or liable in any way for the actions of any participant -including you- at any event. All attendees participate at an event at their own risk and are solely responsible for any damage to their property, and/or any injury to themselves or their guests. By signing up for this event, you affirm that you understand this disclaimer and that you knowingly and voluntarily agree not to bring any type of a claim arising out of or related to this Meetup event against the organizers of this Meetup group. - May the Fourth Hike Window Cliffs- and Cuatro De Mayo Mexican Dinner501 Signal Mountain Rd, Chattanooga, TN
Carpool from Wal-mart 501 Signal Mountain Road.
Okay I am a little pressed for time so I will briefish. You know I can't do just a few sentences.
The weekend of this Hike will be May the Fourth. Also know as Star Wars Day. In this day and time we have a day for everything. It has gotten ridiculous.
Like
Doggy Date Night-To be clear it's for dogs Feb. 3rd. What were you thinking?
National Tater Tot Day-It's overshadowed by Groundhog day on the same day. Feb. 2nd.-There's way way more.
Even some obscure, but possibly really happy days like...
National x spouse day- This day is celebrated on April 14th. This holiday is to celebrate one’s former life partner or their absence. I know which for me.So if I have to explain why May the Fourth you're clearly not a Star Wars fan, but on Star Wars day we can hike Window Cliffs. Even though National Window day is June 1st. It's true they even get a day.
So what is Window Cliffs? According to Wikipedia (Wikipedia Day is on or around January 15) it is this...
"The Window Cliffs State Natural Area covers 275 acres in Putnam County, Tennessee, near Cookeville. The Window Cliffs is the name of a prominent group of natural bridges in a narrow 200-foot-tall ridge in the neck of a meander of Cane Creek."
Google some pictures of it. It is really cool. (National Google day September 15th)
According to All Trails (They have no National day) It is this.
Window Cliffs Trail5.3 miles. 662' elevation change. There are some creeks crossings bring some poles, a pair of dry shoes, and clean socks. Or dirty, but dry socks that are not stinky. Snacks, water, Sandra Bullock, and some Double Stuff Oreos. Read the trail reviews on All Trails for more.
So where am I going with all this date stuff? The next day is May fifth... Cinco De mayo.
Fun fact it is a U.S. Holiday. Cinco de Mayo is a celebration created by and for Latino communities in the United States.
So we have Mexican on the way home in honor of an American made Holiday and Irony (Irony sadly has no National day,) at El Meson San Pedro Mexican Restaurant in Sparta No Website.
May the Fourth be with you and may you Hike on the Fourth with us.
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