April 24, 2012
never been accused of anything else, I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch break making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. I pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using a hoe &a glass of water I single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon from a horde of ferocious ants. I play bluegrass cello. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I have been caller nine and have won the weekend passes. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and Davis Copperfield in one day. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. On the weekends to let off steam I participate in full contact origami.