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Just a little something I wanted to pass on (from a godless—thus fully evolved and socially responsible—media critic). Enjoy.
From: "lloyd williams" <email@example.com>
RED STATE LOGIC
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals
and Hillary Clinton.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy
when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush
needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own
body, but multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy,
but providing health care to all Americans is
socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best
interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid
Government should limit itself to the powers named in
the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages
and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle
trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
You support states' rights, but the Attorney General
can tell states what local voter initiatives they have
the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is