|Sent on:||Wednesday, December 19, 2012 4:24 PM|
Heyo Every Buddy! Happy Hump Day!
Dusty here....It's almost Christmas, so Georgie and me have a little advice for you to help you get in good with Santa Paws. As you know, on Christmas Eve, Santa Paws and his wiendeer deliver presents to all the good little wiener girls and boys out there. So if you want to get lots of toys and treats, here are some basic do's and don'ts.
DON'T fight over toys!
DON'T talk back!
And definitely no yelling!
DON'T make naughty faces at Mommy and Daddy!
Don't beg for goodies.....no matter how yummy they look....
Christmas Tree--NOT for peein'....trust me....
Don't be too nosy.....
Don't leave anyone out of the fun (even if they are blind, don't know where to go, and can't see what's going on!)
And, just because a dog's name is Chase, doesn't mean that you have to actually CHASE him! (Sorry buddy....we got confused when we saw the fluffy hair....)
Give Mommy and Daddy lots of hugs.
Be nice to each other.
Help Mommy around the house.
Help Mommy decorate for Christmas (even if her idea of decorating is a little strange...)
Always look nice for pictures and don't complain about the stuff Mommy makes you wear!
Always pay attention!
And ALWAYS have your best "I didn't do anything" look ready to go just in case you DO get caught....
Hopefully these tips will help you get in good with the big guy. At the very least, you will get some extra treats from Mommy and Daddy for being such good girls and boys!
Good Luck! And Merry Christmas!
Dusty Buster and Georgie Porgie
PS Daisy apologizes for not helping out on this email. She's been busy with work.... Oh! She's not reading the book for HER! (She definitely doesn't need to read up on being the pack leader!) She's a consultant for Cesar's next book, she's just reviewing this one. What...you didn't think the Dog Whisperer comes up with all that stuff on his own, did you?
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