|From:||Paul & Kari S.|
|Sent on:||Friday, August 2, 2013 12:35 PM|
A Public Service Announcement from Trent about lawn sprinklers:
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT trust any lawn sprinkler EVER!
They sit in your yard, quietly waiting....looking very innocent and inviting....just waiting for you to come near....and BAM! All the sudden they attack you! Their little arms flailing about in all directions, spitting water at you (at least I HOPE it was water!) EVIL I tell you, pure EVIL!!!
I will say that Mama did try to warn me, she told me "no no," but I didn't listen. I don't really understand why she was laughing so much as she was standing over by the handle thingy on the house, but at least she did try to warn me about their evils.
They are out there, everywhere, so please keep your eyes open and be careful!
This has been a Public Service Announcement from Trent. You may go back to your regularly scheduled programming....
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