This is a critical game. The Cleveland Browns Baltimore Ravens host your Cowboys this Sunday Sunday Sunday at Green Valley Raceway (sorry, I'm feeling kind of nostalgic this week). By the way, for any of you old timers from Dallas, has anybody ever actually seen a green valley in Dallas? How about a valley of any sort? Anyway, I'm feeling lethargic and uninvolved.
So, after Jessica sent me a text and kicked my butt for being lackluster and apathetic, I'm putting this call out to y'all. Help me get out of my doldrums. Send me some good karma by RSVP'ing and showing up this Sunday morning for a little Brunch and Boys.
I'm so depressed after sitting in our home in Seattle with a bunch of Bears fans who were patronizingly nice to the paltry few who took the time out of their day to root on the Boys with me. How embarrassing. Humiliating. Depressing.
But, enough of the fun and games. I'm going to tell y'all exactly what Jess told me - pull yerselves up by yer bootstraps and get out to Laredo's this Sunday morn'. We'll have games, raffle tickets, dancin' in the aisles (or isles, if so inclined), the best Tex-Mex brunch (in a sophisticated style) north of El-Lay, and my own personal Prozac - you rootin' tootin' best damn fans in the land!
Heck, I feel better already!