DHV Routines Collection

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Cracked Girl (SpiritS99) So there was this girl who I met last weekend. We chatted briefly and I got her to buy me a beer so I was all giddy and happy and sticking around to see if I could get more when she got this serious look on her face...

"Can I ask you a Q?" I was like.... uh-oh! Something heavy's comin...

"It's kinda drug related" Here I kinda turned around and almost walked away... but that free beer... "Uh... I dunno maybe you shouldn't!"

She looked like I hit her on the top of the head and was about to give up but she said it anyway,
"Where can I find some crack?"

I was floored and a bit pissed off as I dislike druggies... so I pointed to the bathroom and mention that she could possibly find some leftovers on the toilet seat if she looked around real good...

After looking at me like "Is he serious?" she actually went in and looked around and later gave me a DDB accompanied by a sad face when I asked her if she found any... I mean you/you guys are not like that are you?

(Go into qualifying)

You can open with this or do this in early game... field tested.

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Dog Protection (Poetic Justice) Because of where I live, there was a local incident involving animal abuse so I used that as a set-up to the story.

Me: "Did you see that thing on the news about those kids going around setting dogs on fire?"

Her: blah blah

Me: Yeah, it's crazy man, can you believe how crazy some people are? And especially those poor lil dogs you know?

Me: Speaking of which, my one friend told me about these two chocolate labs at the pound in my hometown. And they were given em away to anyone who would take em cus they were just going to kill the dogs you know, and well, I got to thinking, with me and my bro now in college, I thought my mom...

I've used "a girl cousin who was obsessed with the eighties and a sister who is obsessed with the eighties too. They all worked about the same.

could use some big ol doggies to protect her. So I went and picked em up for her and she loved em you know. I was glad I could find a way to show I cared about her you know considering that I normally have riffs with her like everyone does you know?

Cept the only thing is, she is obsessed with the eighties, like unnaturally obsessed. Like I mean who doesn't love the eighties, but she is just unreal. Hahaha

Well anyways, she wants to name the dogs...wait for it, Duran and durfucking Duran. Is that crazy or what?

Etc. Continue with the Eighties Dogs opener from here. I normally say she wanted my opinion since I got the dogs and I convince her to go with Boy and George and that it is so funny blah blah.

I chose big dogs as compared to swingcats dogs to go with protection theme.

I think choosing who you say you did this for can be important because if the girl turns into an LTR she could be asking where the dogs are possibly. So, the route I've gone the most is to say a girl cousin who just graduated college whom she would never meet.

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Hickies (the swooper) I had 2 huge hickies tonite when I went around sarging, I didn't cover it up at all. I wore a collared shirt and my hickies were prominently displayed.

All the girls could talk about was my hickies, and to tell you the truth, it framed the conversation towards sex a hell of alot faster than any other routine I could have thought up.

Every girl at the bar wanted to know what was up and I even let them rub it for good luck. Whenever a girl STed me about the hickies I asked her "What you've never had a hickie before?" She has to answer "yes" or she looks like an ass and then I just used C&F to disarm BS. "Oh you'd look so cute with one right here (point to her forhead)." Alot of touching involved with the hickies - kino escalated fast too.

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Nose Pick (Requiem Knight) I've been using this as a DHV story lately after it happened to me a few weeks ago...

You know those fake nose picks, where you are you in public so you can't actually pick em...and you feel like everyone around you is looking at you RIGHT NOW.

I love this, how more non-sexual and disqualifying could I be...I'm talking about people picking their noses!!! I usually start this routine a little bit after I've locked myself in. That way, when I stealth the social pressure on her the idea that the entire room is watching her, the body language we have reinforces the fact that everyone knows that SHE is HITTING on me. Very subtle way of keying into Mystery's affirmation of High Value -- the "all these women want to talk to me, but can't, because you are" - routine.

Well check this, I was chatting with this girl at (some club) the other night, and she keeps on blabbing about how she's going to be a dallas cheerleader next year..you know, BLAH BLAH, nothing really interesting. And all these guys around me see her talking to me, and they all get enough liquid courage after a while to come up and try to hit on her...I'm like cool, let's see what these wierdos can come up with. And I was hearing the worst PU lines ever, and halfway through one of them, she starts doing the half pick your nose move. Where you have to pick your nose, but you try to not show it. And I just start laughing my ass off. The dude is looking at me like I'm nuts, and I look at him and just say, "Dude, how can you hit on a girl who's picking her nose as she talks to you??? That's sooo gross!!!" And he's going off, "No, it's cool if you have to you have to." and she's punching me in the arm and calling me a jerk... Ends up though, 5 minutes later she blows him off, and is trying to get me to come to an after party with her... What's with that? You're a girl, you should know...

Mostly a preselection switch routine.

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