Mini Cold Reads Collection

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A-Crowd: You guys are A-Crowd material. (After she says something cocky to you.)
Adventurous: Dude, these girls are obviously VERY adventurous.
Alpha: You're alpha. Her: "What?" You know.. like the alpha pack.. (Keep good eye contact) that's what alphas do.. are you alpha enough to out alpha me? Her: "YES!" Mmm..... let's see... (Have a staring match. Make funny faces when she doesn't expect it.)
Bad: You're bad.
Bad Girls: You guys are total bad-girls.
Best Friend: You're my new best friend. (While caveman-ing her.. making the link from her letting you grab her, to her being your new best friend.)
Blonde Hair: Oooh nooo.. my friend with BLONDE HAIR??? Oh no, dude DO NOT listen to this girl, SHE-IS-BAD... look at the smile on her face.. dude, she is FIESTY.. do NOT listen to this girl.. she has bad-girl written ALL OVER HER..
Crazy: You are crazzzzzy.
Crime Fighters: You guys are like crime-fighters.
David Bowie: Ooooohhhh nooooo... ooooohhh noooo.. you just like David Bowie because he's total GLAM.. it's always BADGIRLS that like that.. you're bad, FOR SURE..
Eyes: Dude, LOOK at this girl.. LOOOOOOK.. see it in her eyes??? She is BAD..
Feeling: I don't know about you.. I have a x-feeling about you..
Girl Friend: That-is-awesome.. You're gonna be my NEW GIRLFRIEND. (After something ARBITRARY, like a line in her palm, or showing you a cool tatoo or something equally stupid, but is somehow DERIVED from something she showed you...)
Leader: You're the leader.
Necklace: Oh man, LOOK at the necklace on her.. oh man, this girl is FIESTY.. she is PLAYFUL.. she is ADVENTUROUS.. I KNOW girls like this..
Nice: You guys are the nice ones.. I can only hang with you..
Parents: I can tell that you must be close with your parents.. Her: "What? How?" Well, you have that broche (scarf, etc.) ... you're obviously a badgirl.. and badgirls are always spawned from super nice parents.
Powerpuff: You guys are fiesty.. like little powerpuff girls.
Safe: She IS bad.. You guys are the NICE ones. (To the obstacles.) ... I can only hang with you guys.. You guys are safe.. This girl is BAD. (To the target.)
Scoobie Doo: (She says she's NOT adventurous.) Yeah.. you're more quiet.. like Velma from Scoobie Doo.. you're smart,.. and you solve mysteries.
Shy: Shy ... you're not tricking me ... I know ... I know what's up ... Her: "What?" Uhuh.. yep, I thought so ... (Just STARE at her, with a knowing smile.) Her: "Whhaaaaaaaaattt???" I know what's up with your shyness. (And just PLAY THIS OUT, not too long, until she is GIGGLING, and totally OPENS UP TO YOU.) OMG, so shy.. you are SO CUTE .. I-LOVE-YOU.. you are SO SHY..
Spells: Spells? spells? oh no dude, we can't talk to this girl.. she's bad.. she-is-BAD.. look at the knowing grin on her.. she knows her stuff... I don't even KNOW what this girl could be up to..
Suspicious: There's something suspicious going on here... I'm not sure what, but I can
just feel it.
Tricky: Is she always tricky like this??
Trouble: Oooohhhh noooo.. you guys are trouble.
Trust: I can't trust you guys.
Trust, In: Ok, I can trust you now.. you guys are IN .. you're trustworthy.

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Ask an arbitrary question. "Do girls think that David Bowie is hot?", "Do you think I would look good if I died my hair ALL BLONDE?", "Do you think that spells work?", etc. REGARDLESS of her answer, PLAYFULLY-MISINTERPRET this as evidence that she is a "bad-girl", etc.

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