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Are You Shy? (Unknown) Are you guys shy? I?ve been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven?t said "hi".

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Arrest (Vincent Chase) Excuse me... You're not Susan Jensen, are you? (They usually say no, then offer their name. If they don't offer their name simply ask, "What's your name?" Try to get the first and last name.) Oh, in that case. You're under arrest. (Turn her around.) You have the right to remain silent. (Take her by the forearms.) Anything you say can and will be fucking hilarious, because I'm not a police officer, but you fell for it hard.

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Attractive Gay Guy (Octal) ...Lets say you find a guy attractive, right? But then you find out he's gay... does he become less attractive to you because of that? (Elaborate this into a play-off between the "people want what they can't have" POV and the "why would you be attracted to someone who could never return your attraction?" POV)

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Avoiding Someone (Foucault) So you know when you're at a party, and someone you're avoiding shows up...and you have to look completely enthralled in conversation to keep them from talking to you? Her: "Oh totally..." (No one has said no yet.) Yeah, so thanks for helping me out.

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Awesome Day (Mystery) Walk up to a girl and say, "I just had the most AWESOME day." Then tell her what happened. Recite something very cool - AND detailed. Involve her. Tell her about your brush with greatness. Nothing boring like you just got an A in Gym though. After a ten minute chat of how great your life is lately, you then cap it with, "And now I meet YOU. It can't get any better."

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Batman (UltraMagnes) Does Batman have nipples? My friend and I are having a debate... (Go on to dicuss the different versions of costumes, different eras, etc.)

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Bertha (Unknown) Audio: Bertha Opener.mp3

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Bi Girl (Lush) I've used it 30 times and it often hooks.

You: Hey guys, real quick, I need to ask an opinion. Can a straight guy date a bi girl?
Girls: Blah Blah Blah.
You: Hmm...well it goes a bit deeper, you see my buddy Phil has been dating this girl and yes it turns out she's bi. It was no big deal until he realized that they share a former ex. So essentially he's dating his ex-girlfriend's, ex-girlfriend. What do you think about that?

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Bi-Karma (Jack Violent, Spillz, Slimijs) Alright, so not too long ago, my friend Adam threw a party and invited a lot of our friends. About halfway through the night, a really good friend of ours, Sarah comes in. Normally she would have been invited, but she's been having personal issues lately, and just has been a horrible person to hang with. She starts drinking pretty heavily, but Adam feels so bad for her he can't bear to humiliate Sarah in front of all our friends by cutting her off or kicking her out. Sarah goes overboard and starts yelling at Adam right in the middle of the party. Well Sarah is bi-sexual and she says she has slept with Adam's girlfriend, and the two get into a huge fight. They refuse to speak to each other, and it's really causing problems in our group. The next week, another friend of ours throws a party and invites Adam and Sarah's younger sister who is also part of our group. She gets a bit drunk and sleeps with Adam. Adam ditches her afterwards and never speaks to her again. The problem is they're both best friends of mine, and the other refuses to speak to me while I'm still friends with the other. Adam slept with Sarah's sister who was a friend of mine, but Sarah slept with Adam's girlfriend. She also grew out of control at Adam's party, but Adam was reluctant to cut her off. I can't tell who's done worse, and girls usually give some good insight in these things.

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Blind Date (Unknown) To a set with no guys: Hey, I need your opinion on something. I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. Are there any tips you can give me so I don't look like an idiot. I don't really know how to dress to impress or act the right way. (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield.) When a girl tells you to "be yourself," reply with a CF line or expression. Make a face and say, "Like this?" Then put up the serious face again, "I need to know", and then change to a happy face, "Come on, tell me the secret to girls' hearts, and how to dress to impress. If you were going on a blind date, what would you like the guy to look like". A girl will volunteer to give you a few tips, and then more will follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV). Or you can run some patterns or routines. You might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more. When going out with a total NEWBIE, make the blind date about the newbie. This way you don't have to come off AFC.

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Blonde Hair (Tyler Durden) I don't know of an opener that I've seen open more than this.

YOU: Guys.. get this.. I need an opinion.
THEM: What???
YOU: I'm thinking of dying my hair, TOTALLY BLONDE.
THEM: No.. yes... no.. (They debate.)
YOU: How about like this.. streaks.. etc.

This transitions easily into "I'm going on TV.. Ricki Lake show.." or many other routines.. just pre-plan it, and it can go ANYWHERE.

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Bored Girl (A-Train) C'mon it's not that bad, it's a Friday/Sat night, the music's good, the dance floor's pumping, why aren't you up there having a good time? (Maybe expand a little to suit the environment. Then, stop, as if to think about what you've just said.) Don't you hate it when people do that, you're sitting here minding your own business and someone comes up forcing you to have a good time. Like, I was at work the other day standing by the water cooler/coffee machine and this girl came up to me and said "Smile, it might not happen". I was just thinking, why doesn't she mind her own business, I was minding my own. (Then stop again thinking about what you've just said.) Well... I've pretty much just killed my own conversation, so unless you have any questions for me I'll be getting back to my friends.

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Chick Flick (MrSensitive)

PUA: Can I ask your opinion?
HB: Sure.
PUA: I've been thinking about seeing x-movie (out in theatres, or new on DVD) but my friends said I would be gay if I went to see/watched the movie. What do you think...is it ok for a guy to watch romantic movies?
HB: Of course it is. Why not?

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City Move (Octal) Hey - you guys from here? Cause I'm just visiting the city... thinking of living here, but you know the thing with big cities like this is they can be very anonymous... difficult to meet people, and people can be so much more suspicious of strangers in large cities. So how did you guys find it when you first moved here? Was it difficult to create a social circle? (Challenges the group to demonstrate they are welcoming and not suspicious of strangers, also demonstrates you are a social guy.)

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Cologne Opener (Mystery) In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do. Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.

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Compliment Opener (Unknown) Compliment her on something she?s wearing or her hair or just style in general. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty. You have an incredibly energy about you. You have an artless grace. That?s an incredible x-accessory, garment, etc.

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Dating For Dummies (Herbal) Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It's bright yellow and black. Find the page that has "NEVER USE THESE LINES" on it, and keep the book open to that page. Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it. Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. "So... come here often" in a super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your "smooth" look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line "What's your sign?" She will laugh again and probably answer. "Wow... this works great. Your turn." It puts her on the spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up stuff is great. Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and you're in. It never fails to open.

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David Bowie (Tyler Durden) "Guys, do girls think that David Bowie is hot?" They'll talk about it, or some will remember he's the guy from Willow. Then if you can't transition, you can always say "I was reading Maxim over in the 7/11 (convenience store), and this smoking hot model was talking all this shit about how she loved David Bowie..", and then build off of that. Then STACK any other topic/routine afterwards, and you are IN. Also, you can do it in a low-key street approach, by just asking quietly, as if you were having a personal thought for the day or something..

StrongBad's Variation: Because my little sister has this big poster of David Bowie up on her wall. Now David Bowie is an old man. He's OLD!!! Do girls think that OLD MEN are hot???

Tyler's variation: Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot? (blah, blah, blah) Get this... my roommate?s little sister, she?s 7 and half years old, has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall. I?m not talking an 8x10; I?m talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It?s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning. David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She?s like 7 and he?s like 70. I?m seriously worried about my roommate?s little sister...

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Dental Floss (Style, Mystery) Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life.... Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows...

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Dinosaurs (JayTea, Hawt)

Hey, what's your favorite dinosaur? (High energy, playful attitude, smile.) Her: "T-Rex" C'mon, that's lame. You only said that because you remember that name. that's what everyone says when they can't think of a good dinosaur name. It's so common, and to think, I thought you were unique and different from the other girls. I want a good one, and a reason why it's your favorite dinosaur.

Back Story: My favorite dinosaur would have to be the triceratops (pick one). When I was little I used to get gummy snacks packed in my lunch box and the triceratops were the oranges ones. And well, orange is my favorite color. Eventually though, I graduated to Ninja Turtle gummy snacks with Michelangelo being the new favorite. But yeah, don't worry about me being some immature guy obsessed with dinosaurs. Because I mean, come on, Ninja Turtles are way sweeter. (You can change the color to purple and say Donatello. Hell, You don't even have to use Ninja Turtles, use Scooby Doo, or Power Rangers, have fun with it.)

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