FR: The Hottest Asian Girl....EVER.

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LowRider69: She was dressed in a body-hugging striped sweater accentuating her supple breasts and highlighting her petite, lithe frame....smooth, beautiful skin...pretty blue eyes...dazzling white smile...warm, sexy aura...

I leaned against the counter and started tapping my fingers to the music in the store....the geeky couple in front of me was exhanging some clothing and I relaxed my physiology and state.

HBHottestAsianEver: "Have a nice day"
Geeky Guy: (looking at the ground, barely audible) "You too"

It was my turn.

My heart started beating a little faster...just looking at this girl most guys would creame their pants...

I knew I had to distinguish myself immediately, be cool, steady tonality, good eye-contact, com'on Lowrider, focus...no, wait...relax....

Her: "Hey" (unenthusiastically)
Me: "Hey"

(2 second pause)

Me: "Hey guys, what do you think of the pink logo?" (adressing both cashiers)
HBHottestAsianEver: "I like it"

HBPlainCashier: "It takes a real man to be confident enough to wear pink"
Me: "Exactly, I agree" (give them props)

Both cashiers smile. HBPlain, goes off to help another customer.

Me: "You guys have some cool t-shirts in here...(looking at the t-shirts) ...interesting designs"
HBHottestAsianEver: (smiles) "Yeah, for sure...hey, I think this is on sale"
Me: "Sweet"
HBHottestAsianEver: "Yeah, its only XYZ amount"
Me: "Awesome, I can pay cash" (i start slowly counting coins, racking my brain where to go with this)

When I give her the money our hands touch and I feel electricity...I make big mistake here by not giving good eye-contact and instead looking away because of slight nervousness.

HBHottestAsianEver: "Ok, have a good day" (back to uninterested voice)
Me: "You too, take care"

As I walk away, i'm want to run back to give a truly genuwine compliment...I want to start gushing to her that she's the most beautiful girl i've ever seen and she has a great energy and aura and I want to take her out for coffee sometime...she was truly the hottest asian girl EVER....

But I talk myself out of it with 'attraction isn't a choice' logic and how I fucked up and can't salvage it now...

I should have stacked another opinion opener...or I should have used debit and punched in the wrong debit card number to stall for time...

I swear to god, true blue 11.0



Oh well, fuck it.

Style: Walk back into store.

Say, "Okay, I've got two minutes until my girlfriend starts looking for me. Quick question: if you're buying a woman clothing, is it better to err on the side of getting her a dress that's too big or too small?"

They answer. (If they are with customers, include the customers in the opener if it seems feasible.)

After, say, "Okay, cool. You rock. We're naming our kids after you." Then look at their nametags: "Jenny Michelle. Even if it's a boy."

Then, "I've still got a minute left. I'll tell you what. Here's something cool in exchange for the help." Then DHV with whatever you use, neg/tease, and walk out on a high.

She'll remember you next time you walk in, and you can number close. As for the girlfriend situation, don't worry; it's makes you safe for a shb, and a challenge. If she raises the objection EARLY, it means you may have made her uncomfortable or telegraphed too much interest; if she raises it later (when she's out with you), before you've SOIed, it means she's interested.

Let us know how it goes.

AtoZ: Anything is salvageable. After all, she works there. Go back another day and then she already met you and kinda knows you which is a plus, then take it from there. I'd go direct on this one, but your mileage may vary...

DoctorKellogs: When she tells you what to do, for example in this case: "Have a nice day". You can respond with "Don't tell me what to do. I barely know you, and you're already giving me orders." with a sarcastic serious undertone. It has to be delivered with congruence though.

Peabody1: First, to be honest I have only known about technology and strategies for under a month. So if a Master of the Game objects, go with his advise.

Second, this goes against everything we're ever taught. However, you've already blown the three-second rule, presented yourself as an AFC, and made yourself a customer.

I would think of yourself as a boxer late in the in the last round, down on points, and just go for the KO.

I did this in college, and it worked. It is AFC now, and it was AFC then, but you have nothing to lose and it did work.

Send her flowers. On the card just write


I like you
I want to meet you for coffee at X at X time
your phone number

No name, just get her away from work and have three dudes there incase an irate BF shows up. You do not worry about any bf, you worry about this asian girl. Let your brothers worry about any bf trouble.

Then hit this HB with some questions, comedy, photos, and stories.

Also, show up "rock & roll" or "Peacocked" and go wild with it, because she NEEDS TO SEE YOU IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT. She cannot remember you as a customer, you need to get that out of her head.

Now, after you get some dialog, phase-shift and take her go-karting, mini-golf, or something she hasn't done in ten years. And have coupons (buy them in advance) so you're not spending money on her. I've found Coupons are excellent slight negs. Women feel you're just using them to use your coupon.

You can do this. Just remember she's an insecure person looking for answers just like the rest of us.

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