Does a tongue deep in your ass sound like the perfect first date...

Hi Mary. I see you're bringing 70 people to this meetup? I wanted to go with a few friends, I'm on the waiting list currently. Do you think we could get in if we just showed up? Or is it necessary to make sure I'm on the guest list first?

I'm going with the typical cheesy introduction here..."Hey..."

suddenly realize that your job is very interesting and also very meaningful, e.g. exercising the power of removing people on me. It made me very unhappy, and thoroughly exhausted as a result of copying with my unhappiness before I finally decided I'd like stay being removed. Have a good day.

awesome portrait! How can you maintain that killer-bod if you love to drink? May be running 'round to meet up, working for conservative candidates... See you on the cruise Fri. eve. (N.Y. Film&Fashion Professionals) ?

Hi Mary, welcome to the group.
I'm glad you liked my spam!
Hard to resist your "blonde with a beer" photo
for this group! To my defense on the spam issue,
it was through Meetup's "Promote" button,
so I think it was good spam!

-Ben