From Christopher Hitchens' The Portable Atheist, some thoughts upon God's psychological condition.
A. He had a troubled childhood, has repressed all memory of it.
B. He claims to be all powerful, but is utterly defeated by a condom.
C. He can see through clothing, but not through underwear.
E. He made all decisions before we were before, but punishes us for them.
F. Concerning sex, he forbids chemistry and physics, but allow mathematics.
And other such questions offered by great thinkers over the millennia.