There it is. It's happening. It's my birthday (yay!). And as some of you might know, it's a pretty rare occurrence, tends to transpire like once a year. And I'm inviting you guys to come over, make me feel older and go bonkers while at it.
It's a house party (yay!). So you can do whatever you want and go bonkers at it (the crazier the better!)
Here's what to expect:
A cat that thinks its a dog and might bug you to take it out for a walk. (Might be a good idea to take those allergy pills if you have one.)
An anthropomorphic stuffy duck with some serious gender identity issues and a flair for exhibitionism.
An aquarium filled with homoerotic fish.
Me acting like the Boss Hogg in the house (which I am).
An Xbox with Kinect and virtually any game you can think of. (Bring over controllers and games if you have.)
UFOs. Yes, UFOs.
MUSIC! And dance-offs.
Impromptu outbreaks of dodgeball, planking, multiple Chinese fire drills, spin the bottle, and if you're lucky, a fist fight. (Just kidding. Not.)
Plus a rare chance to see me drunk in toto! (Here's an example lol: https://a248.e.akamai.net/secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/c/0/0/0/600_278509152.jpeg )
I’ll have some pizzas, munchies and soft drinks handy. You're welcome to bring anything you wish to eat/drink (No unicorns please though, they taste like rainbows). And if you have a thing going on for me or if you love me enough to bring a gift, THIS would be an excellent place to start.
Since it's a house party and there'd be limited space, I might cap the number of attendees and limit it to folks I know or those who have demonstrated inanity of great caliber. To that effect, please join the WAITING LIST and members will be confirmed prior to the event.
Also note that this event is also posted in my group so there might be more people attending than you see here.
While there, please treat it as if it's somebody else's house (which it is) so don't attempt anything overly crazy. Else, your craziness will be matched and superseded by something even crazier. So fair warning.
I’ll email detailed instructions on how to get there. If you feel getting home from there might be difficult at night time, you can pass out at the place if you wish but be prepared to help out the HazMat team in the morning with the cleanup, sterilization and rehabilitation efforts.