Love whacking hard wooden things with other hard wooden things? Then let's croquet! (I'm setting this group up in the middle of winter, with dreams of a spring premier). Let's keep it fun, mildly competitive, and include food.
"Hi, this is Danno from the Croquet group on Meetup.
I just spent a week excitedly planning to meet with an existing croquet group in Boston, to learn and play the game, meet avid enthusiasts, and finally have an excuse to wear white shoes...."
"Imagine my delight to open my Meetup account and see we are up to FOUR, count 'em four, members of our Fancypants Croquet Society.
I think four officially constitutes a quorum, so we are ready to do business!..."