Are you getting too much sleep on the weekends? Need some collective motivation to work on your continuations-based web framework / key-value datastore API / periodic-table browser? Do you want to be an upstanding and productive functional programmer, at least one morning a week? THEN bring your laptop to the coffee shop this Saturday. (If you bring an iPad, I will personally spill a latte on it. Sorry in advance!) We might be working on similar things or even the same things and engage in face-to-face "collaboration". Or it could be more "shut up and code". Either way, your brain is sure to benefit from the concentrated functional energy, and coffee, in the room.