Hometown: Buffalo, NY
May 6, 2012
Hey, Look, A Squirrel: One Man's Struggle With Attention Deficit Disorder
Greetings, Geeks and Geekettes! Ready to get down?
Avast, scallywags! You land lubbers aren't worthy t' hoist the sails on me little pinky, much less bowl with a monkey. What makes you think yer ready for this much fun? Yer not prepared for th' likes of us! Bowling, pirates, a blow-up monkey, pizza, hiding beer in a plastic bag so the teenaged guy running the alley doesn't get fired. Adventure's what I'm talkin' bout, son, but you wouldn't know anything about that, would ye, with yer television, and yer sittin' on couches, and yer video games. "Ooh, Marshall Hatter, I like being home. Alone. Bored. Mebbe today I'll reorganize me sock drawer!" Feh.