Do you remember Magic The Gathering?
Remember when it was fun?
Have you shown up for one of those events filled with snotty kids that are annoying and rude and really take the fun out of the game?
Come hang out with us once a month to play a nice relaxed game of murdering each other with supernatural creatures in a civilized fashion.
We all sit around a large table.
Your creatures can attack people who are directly on either side of you.
Spells and enchantments can reach people 2 away from you.
The phrase "opponents" depends on the type of card ie a creature who's power is based on opponent's grave yard only deals with the people on either side of you, but an enchantment that deals with opponent's creatures gets people up to two seats away.
Bring a deck you've built or buy an intro Deck from Gypsy who will have a couple pre-built intro decks on hand (these cost $15).
Bring snacks to share and a good attitude.