Oh you thought I was joking about stealthily, slowly, and steadily taking over eh? I never joke.
Here are some other things that I have not been joking about:
1. Why the chicken crossed the road.
2. That you should come join us for a climb regardless of what level experience you have.
3. That climbing is perfectly safe, a great work out, and a ton of fun.
4. That we have a FAQ page that will answer all the questions you might think of asking, frequently.
4. Any thing related to glitter. Glitter is no joking matter.
See you on the rocks.