February 27, 2014
Immediately after birth, when that damn Doctor was spanking my ass, I concluded that there was NO GOD!! However, a few minutes later, when I learned about income tax, I knew that HELL did exist.
PROFESSION: Gadfly, I learned from Socrates! However, since Socrates was killed in 399 B.C.E. for being an Atheist and not believing in the God's of Athens, I wear an Athena coin around my neck (minted about 400 B.C.E. (really), so that I can prove immediately that I am not one of those Atheists. Athena was born out of the skull of Zeus, and is the goddess of all thing intellectual. Socrates..."an Athena coin is much better than drinking hemlock". In addition, if you run out of cash, you can use it to catch the bus home.
I am the world's greatest living expert on...myself!
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