. . . and now for a bit of religious humor: Re: Fwd: BAPTISING AN IRISHMAN

From: Norma Jeane Y.
Sent on: Thursday, May 24, 2012 4:54 AM

No. . . I didn't see this one coming. . . didn't have my "funny glasses" on. . . .
Gave me a chuckle -- thanks.
-Norma
From: Dan
Sent: Wednesday, May 23,[masked]:18 PM
Subject: Fwd: BAPTISING AN IRISHMAN
I think you can see this one coming.  --Dan


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Date: Monday, May 7, 2012, 9:38 PM

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An  Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,  when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the  river.  The drunk proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the  preacher.The preacher turns around and  is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon,  he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find  Jesus?"The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi  am."So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in  the water.He pulls him back and asks, "Brother,  have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No,  oi haven't found Jesus!"The preacher, shocked at  the answer, dunks him again but for a little  longer.

He again pulls him out of the water and  asks, "Have you found Jesus, me brother?"
The  drunk answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"By  this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the  drunk again -- but this time holds him down for about 30  seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs  about, he pulls him up.    The  preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God,  have you found Jesus?"(get ready for  this.....)The drunk staggers upright, wipes  his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath,  and says to the  preacher,***"Are  you sure this is where he fell  in"?
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 

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