*VALENTINES SPEED DATE NIGHT DINNER* With Onsite ROMANTIC BONFIRE

  • February 14, 2014 · 4:30 PM
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Hi Everyone,

Go Look for the Love of Your Life in the most SPEEDY and unexpected places !

Speed Date dinner: The first person to find a Rotisserie Chicken in any dumpstar gets to DATE Mz BAMBIE SWIFT and share the chicken with the rest of us. 

Ok onto the fun part:

Has the AbamaNation Health Care insurance high costs caused you to cut back on food ?? 

If so, those of us on food stamps and welfare also are feeling the pinch just like you are since we didn't get a big increase in benefits yet.

The solution is to join us in a delightful hunt for free food for this and other Meetup Groups pot luck events, then as everyone is getting ready to go home leave  your findings behind and grab the most tastyiest dish for later at home or if going to another meetup event and trade up again...and again..


So it will look like you are bringing gourmet foods to you meetup group event, or just eat it right there on the spot in the dumpstar if your hunger is raging. Its all good.


We start the day by getting sustenance, best place to start is MackDonalds inside or in the trash cans,

You can get a few half eaten egga muffs and some left over coffie when the big fat truck driver notices he is late and  needs to head to the toilet.. grab it right off the tray and head out the door over to the next spot..

Everyone knows that  Anorexic Thin Rich Pickey Lady Snobs never eat all their food so at CarBones Restaurunt the dumpster has things  left behind that are untouched !

(But be careful of Guy type of food's, they dont wash their hands when in the bathroom .)   


The Chineeze buff-a place has a dumpstar with a lot of stuff too that is NOT re-cycled back to the Buff-a Table:


The best and foremost place so far has been Stew Leonards dumpstar.. 

BIRTHDAY CAKES that have never been picked up, 

lots of Ice Cream yougert,, AGED Meat, or anything imagined for any Meetup event can be gotten from here..

"Its like being at a Buff A in here"  says another meetup group member..

---> WE WILL LIGHT THE DUMPSTAR ON FIRE FOR THE CAMP FIRE !!!!!!!!!!


Yes just picture your self---You will seem like the food guru with your offerings, a benefit is you then just drink all the wine on the table.. just dillute some botles with water as fast as you can after you fill your  7-11 Super Gulp Cup so the wine bottles still look half full.

 Yes in summary: What a deal, you can go on for months going to other meetup Pot lock foods events with your findings and get as much free wine as you can drink, then take home more things left over.. Oh you can sneak a quick shower in the Hosts bathroom too, just put some plastic on your hair so you won't look wet when leaving the bathroom..

Happy Pickins.

Bambie's dentures find at the local Funeral Parlor's trash dumpstar, this add the FUN back into Funeral for sure..:


FREE EVENTS.. yes this event (and some of my other events) is very UNLIKE many of the other money greedy organizers that grab you and hold you against the wall and stick their money groveling hands way down your pants (or up your skirt) probing around for any coins down there to extort the 2 or 3 bucks out of you or they threaten to give you a prostate exam (whether you have one or not) just to go to their marginal at best kind of events and eat  food you provide ????   Here i may even give you 3 bucks not to come !  

Yeah some even charge you 10 bucks to go to their house for the evening to eat some hunk of pizza or bowl of fried rice, this is very interesting... 


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  • Kat

    ooo French fry oil? that means the massage oil is edible General Carter Sir!

    February 13, 2014

    • Lenore

      You all can lick ff oil if you want. I think that black truffle oil is more interesting.

      February 13, 2014

    • Lenore

      Actually, organic extra virgin olive oil is my favorite.

      February 13, 2014

  • KAYAKING CT-MA-RI Sea & Riv A.

    Oh i forgot we can do full body sensual massages too with the tasty used french fry oil we find out back of MackDonalds, (its really fishy smelling and tasting from the back of the Fried fish place so not going there this time only)..
    I use a few pallets piled up back there for the massage table.

    1 · February 13, 2014

  • KAYAKING CT-MA-RI Sea & Riv A.

    Im bringing a few friends from the Soup Kitchen to help dig for the GOLD Nuggets of food.. I hope i get to see Bambie's belly button tatoo making an animated kissing lips when she lifts the funeral dress for us at the camp fire site (we just light the dumpstar on fire for that) .. se you all at the dumpstar..

    February 13, 2014

  • Lenore

    Oh Boy, the world is just full of delusional people. Whatever it takes to make you happy and float your boat, Macho dude.

    February 13, 2014

  • Lenore

    You may have to shovel the snow out of the dumpster first.

    February 12, 2014

  • Kat

    Hey Bambi, can't wait to see that sexy dress. I'll wear mine if you wear yours...

    February 10, 2014

  • Lenore

    For those who are still regretting the holiday bulge and don't want to go dumpster diving, I hope you can access the slide show on healthy food substitutions. I don't endorse some of them, but it is a good start. Just click on the link below.

    http://www.kitchendaily.com/read/food-swaps-cut-calories?ncid=webmail7

    February 10, 2014

  • Durelle

    Damn! I was SO looking forward to this event. I guess the weather isn't going to be favorable enough.

    February 10, 2014

  • Durelle

    So, so bummed to have to miss the big Birthday bash this year. I'll be in Florida soaking up some rays and chillaxin' Happy Birthday to all of you March babies. Damn, best party of the year.

    January 29, 2014

  • KAYAKING CT-MA-RI Sea & Riv A.

    BAMBIE says she found some dentures in the dumpstar behind the funeral parlor..i have never considered these dumpsters..wow what other kinds of places should we be digging in...????

    January 15, 2014

  • Durelle

    Bambi- you're on a roll. Where do you come up with this stuff???? My stomache hurts from laff-in.

    January 15, 2014

  • Kat

    Well, Ok March 15 is the "Ides of March" so BEWARE... Caesar didn't.

    Brutus:
    A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March.
    Julius Caesar Act 1, scene 2, 15–19

    January 9, 2014

    • Durelle

      Bummer! I thought chances were good I'd miss the Mascaraed Ball. I'll be in Florida.

      January 15, 2014

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