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Time To Get a paddling health PHYSICAL

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  • Hi Paddlers,  I am Kingston Dupont, the new Group Organizer, 

    It is time for all of you "out of shape" people to get lean, trim, and active,  along with your general health check.

    You should be physically ready and BUFF for the ocean paddling season. 

    Please look below at the symptoms and follow the suggestions put forth from the Abama Administration Health Department.

    RULE 1).... "YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KAYAK IF YOU ARE HEALTHY".




    If you have  the symptoms shown above, and complain about meaningless things because your ability to address them is limited-----> First thing to do is: (Join another paddling group where the rest of the members have similar  Mental and Physical diseases)..

    Then after a few weeks if things do not improve as O'Bama says, Buck Up, Eat Your Peas and Pull Off The Bandaid..  Then take an asperin (Go see any ABAMA CARE DOCTOR if you get more severe symptoms since its "ANY" medical treatment is Completely FREE now so I "Pitty the Fool" that does not go)...

    OH, if you have a mental condition and do not know how seriously ill you are AND if you have not been evaluated OR treated by the almost Dr. AL   with Coabalt 6o , You probably should not paddle with us .



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