Washington, DC

Member since:

August 30, 2013


Left womb. Instantly regretted decision. Spent subsequent decades suffering the limitless stupidity of species.


Java software developer. Recently moved to the DC area.

What is your level of experience with functional programming?

Met the love of my life in college. Her name is Clojure. She's a dynamically-typed functional language in the Lisp family. She's always there to comfort me after a hard day of dealing with Java and XML. But she never forces me to do anything. I can even change state if that's what I need to do. Sure, I've had some relationships on the side, but they never last... although I'm still in love with a certain statically-typed, lazily-evaluated pure functional language, I know it can never work out between us in the end. I just can't be tied down that much.

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