Newbie Version: Hi all! We took last week off to see one of our members play American footie. We're back this week for some fun in the sun with padded sticks and a vegetarian friendly dogskull.
Oldbie Version: Last week we spearheaded a reconnaisance expedition to the wilds of Clonsilla to observe the American custom of "Footing the Ball." Now, armed with the knowledge of their violent ways, we return to our own battle.
Remember that we too have feet, to bear us in the service of the mud god. And we too have balls, mighty balls, which swing at the end of chains to cut down the hapless runner like so much chaff. Join us once more and bear our skull to greatness!