Verizon downloaded all info for my phone Monday night. It took 24 hrs to get it all -woke up this morning with all 560 phone numbers! Haven't heard anything from god. I googled this morning for his phone number -nothing. Don't know any other way to let him know Verizon took care of it. Nothing else has ever worked.
Thank god for technology. I have my phone back! And thank god for atheists. And those agnostics too.
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From: Cole Morgan <[address removed]>
To: "[address removed]" <[address removed]>
Cc: "[address removed]" <[address removed]>
December 9,[masked]:11 AM
Subject: Re: [KC-Midtown-FreeThinkers] Only god knows when my phone will be delivered
A block down the street when I left home at 12:30 for work a FED X truck turns in. I look at him, he looks at me, I turn around, he stops, I park behind him. He walks to my car with a small box in hand. I asked him how he knew who I was because we had never met. He remembered my car. I asked him if god sent him. He gave me a puzzled look and explained that if he has extra time he doubles back on his route. He's probably one of those damn atheists. So it seems FED X wins after all. God still must be looking for my phone(?) He/she/it sure is mysterious.
After work today we'll see if Verizon or god reprograms my new phone. The suspense is killing
From: Carl <[address removed]>
To: [address removed]
Sent: Sunday, December 9,[masked]:53 AM
Subject: Re: [KC-Midtown-FreeThinkers] Only god
knows when my phone will be delivered
Now if it was in the Devil's hands, you'd probably get it sooner. But since god and the devil don't exist (in my opinion), do like we did in the Marine Corps, and just "Hurry up, and wait." roflmfao
On Sat, Dec 8, 2012 at 11:34 AM, cole morgan <[address removed]>
Wish and Blessed Be. "An ye harm none, do as ye will."
Semper Fi. Do or Die.
Willing to Die So That Honor and Justice May Live
United States Marine Corps
TET Offensive - Vietnam - 1968
“Americans can only abjure violence because others are prepared to endure violence on their behalf.” The duty of the United States Marine Corps is to uphold the freedoms that all Americans enjoy. The price of freedom isn't free, and have paid my share with my blood, sweat, and tears in combat, becoming disabled while fighting to preserve the rights of other Americans too.
Military Order of Purple Heart
Disabled American Veterans
Vietnam Veterans of America
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