La Crosse Area Writer's Group (LAWG) Message Board › I could be on TV...
La Crosse, WI
With material like this I could be on television:
Robinson Crusoe fell desperately ill. Just before dropping into a coma, he called for his man Friday to help him. "Friday, get help! Get help!"
"Yes!" Friday replied, "Get help now!" Not knowing what else to do, he went outside of Crusoe's tent and danced and prayed for the gods to come and help his master.
Shortly afterwards, he went back into Crusoe's tent and found his master awake and staring at a beautiful glowing shape at the foot of his bed.
"Who is that?" Robinson Crusoe asked, stunned by the shimmering image.
His helper answered, "Thank Friday! It's God!"
Okay, it would be local cable access and it would be in the middle of the night and no one would watch, but it would be tv.
I'm not gonna though...I'm gonna go to the LAWG meeeting on Thursday night instead. Be there...