Please join us Thursday night for another running of Larryville Hash House Harriers!
Hash cash: $5. Virgins always free!
Why: Cause we're not happy till you're not happy. Oh, and beer.
Time: As early as you like to drink on a Thursday. Hares Away and Chalk Talk at 6:45pm, and Hounds follow at 7:00pm. We'll Swing Low and head(!) back into the bar by 8:30pm.
Dog Friendly: Maybe. Expect 20ish inebriated hashers. And potentially on-over's/on-under's. Use your own judgement. We love canines. Sometimes we love them enough to know when to leave them at home keeping our beds warm. At least they'll snuggle with us, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.
Safety third! Don't forget your headlamp/flashlight and a whistle!
On-After: Do the math. We are starting at a bar and ending near the same place. My bet is that we are going back there. Then again, hashing, beer and sex are easy, math is hard. Well. Beer is easy. Sex is hard if you've had too much beer and it's not hard. Math is always hard. Unless you have Matt Damon writing on a dry erase board in a college hallway. I bet he's hard. I'm hard.
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