Interesting and Amusing Passages

I expect a lot of people have seen this before but it's a great read and really deserves a place somewhere on the site. The original is here.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having an affair with her, then #2 above cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze over."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

Table of Contents

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Speakers%27 Corner - the reply re singing July 8, 2014 2:41 PM Roger
Interesting and Amusing Passages April 29, 2013 12:12 PM Adrian
Awesome science March 27, 2013 10:15 AM Georgi L.
AGENDA - LAAG Midweek Meetup No2, 28th Aug 2012 August 28, 2012 11:13 AM Georgi L.
The Right Rev. R. Edwards - Blog 8 July 17, 2012 12:59 PM Right Rev. Richard E.
Our favourite Quotes June 29, 2012 10:05 AM Georgi L.
The Right Rev. R. Edwards - Blog 7 June 19, 2012 1:25 PM Right Rev. Richard E.
The Right Rev. R. Edwards - Blog 6 June 19, 2012 1:11 PM Right Rev. Richard E.
The Right Rev. R. Edwards - Blog 5 June 15, 2012 1:27 PM Right Rev. Richard E.
Best Atheist ( and rationalist, related) websites October 13, 2013 10:36 AM Roger
The Right Rev. R. Edwards - Blog 4 June 15, 2012 1:29 PM Right Rev. Richard E.
The Right Rev. R. Edwards - Blog 3 June 10, 2012 11:50 PM Right Rev. Richard E.

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